So, I'm sitting around waiting for this goddamned doctor's appointment. I spent this morning scrubbing and moisturizing and making sure everything is that area is just so. It's been a while since I've shaved down there, but I decided to let the doc deal with Jungle Jenn, and Mr. Wonderful can have Porn Star Jenn. It's only fair. At least Mr. Wonderful knows how to handle a vagina.

I'll be going out soon with my aunt to have coffee and maybe shop around a bit. I went to the mall yesterday, Sunday, and it was insane. Too much Christmas, too soon. That being said, though, I went with my parents yesterday to pick out their Christmas tree. It's a majestic, full tree that's currently growing at the top of a hill just outside the city, filled with bright pink ribbons. Closer to Christmas, we'll go and hack the thing down.

I will have to tell you all, dear readers, about 1) the Xmas party and 2) the birds. But that will have to wait, as the doorbell is ringing!